griefgod:

*goes to strip club*

*throws same dollar multiple times*

theperksofbeingsoftgrunge:

do you ever forget that you left porn up on your computer and change tabs and

farfromthepacific:

cigarettesandwaffles:

Me if you use those fingers correctly.

omg I almost spit out the water I was drinking 

francieum:

petitpeach:

so did bruno mars end up catching that grenade cos i haven’t heard of him in a while

There was never a grenade. It was simply a metaphoric song in which he described the intensity of love for his woman. You do not need to take such things so seriously.

samw-pmarleau:

“Don’t eat raw cookie dough” is the food equivalent to “Please read the Terms and Conditions.” 

Anderson & the world’s smallest puppy, Beyonce [X]

theperksofbeingsoftgrunge:

i just wanna meet a nice cute guy that likes doctor who and john green and the beatles and harry potter and chinese food and theme parks and wants to go on a road trip to the grand canyon with me and likes to cuddle and make out and isn’t a cunt that’s really the only requirement he just can’t be a cunt

i am your dream guy minus the guy