*goes to strip club*
*throws same dollar multiple times*
do you ever forget that you left porn up on your computer and change tabs and
Me if you use those fingers correctly.
omg I almost spit out the water I was drinking
so did bruno mars end up catching that grenade cos i haven’t heard of him in a while
There was never a grenade. It was simply a metaphoric song in which he described the intensity of love for his woman. You do not need to take such things so seriously.
“Don’t eat raw cookie dough” is the food equivalent to “Please read the Terms and Conditions.”
Anderson & the world’s smallest puppy, Beyonce [X]
i just wanna meet a nice cute guy that likes doctor who and john green and the beatles and harry potter and chinese food and theme parks and wants to go on a road trip to the grand canyon with me and likes to cuddle and make out and isn’t a cunt that’s really the only requirement he just can’t be a cunt
i am your dream guy minus the guy